• Chew it, don’t lose it.

    April 12, 2011

    I’m not quite sure how it happened, but it did. I woke up with chewing gum glued to my bare butt. Conundrum? You bet. First off I haven’t chewed gum in days. Secondly, I’m not one to sleep naked. My guess is that the dog got in the trash and I’m just a crazy restless…

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